The Body by Bill Bryson review- a directory of wonders

Extraordinary tales about the heart, lungs, genitals … plus some anger and life advice all delivered in the inimitable Bryson style

The cartilage in your joints is smoother than glass, and has a friction coefficient five times less than ice. The more exercise we do the more our bones create a hormone that boosts mood, fertility and memory- staving off frailty, depression and dementia. Taste receptors trigger insulin release, so that before we’ve even swallowed our bodies making preparations for a dinner( there are even savor receptors in the testicles ). We are made of seven billion billion billion atoms, the constituent elements of which would expense PS96, 546.79 on the open market( omitting VAT ). A study of 60 people’s belly buttons detected 2,368 species of bacteria, 1,458 of them “unknown to science”. Our ears can discern a volume scope of a 1,000, 000,000, 000 factors of amplitude. Over a lifetime your heart performs the equivalent work to lifting a tonne weight 150 miles into the air. Through her nipples a breast-feeding mother’s body gauges the microbes in her baby’s saliva, to adjust the antibody content of her milk. If you laid all the DNA in your body objective to aim it would stretch 10 bn miles, beyond the orbit of Pluto:” Think of it: there is enough of you to leave the solar system ,” Bill Bryson writes;” You are in the most literal sense cosmic .”

Bryson’s The Body is a directory of such wonders, a tour of the minuscule; it aims to do for the human body what his A Short History of Nearly Everything did for science. He has waded through a PhD’s worth of articles, interviewed a score of physicians and biologists, read a library of volumes, and had a great deal of fun along the way. There’s a formula at work- the prose motors gleefully along, a finely tuned engine operating on jokes, factoids and biographical interludes.

His introduction,” How to Build a Human”, explores the mystery of life, why PS96k worth of atomic matter self-organises into the miraculous and autonomous beings that we are( spoiler alert: no one really knows ). After dispensing with the skin and hair (” no one ever died of baldness “), and the trillions of bacteria that share our bodies (” bacteria can swap genes between themselves, like Pokemon cards “), the brain, head, throat, heart, liver, skeleton, lungs, guts and genitals are given the Bryson treatment: wry, companionable, avuncular and always lucid. Despite his geniality, the pace is breakneck: six pages of the 454 span the history of cardiac surgery( a topic Thomas Morris’s The Matter of the Heart recently spent more than 400 pages on ). In an express chapter on pain and nerves, migraine is allotted just one paragraph, as is the pain of cancer.

Wry, companionable, avuncular and always lucid … Bill Bryson. Photograph: Dan Himbrechts/ EPA

Bryson’s tour of the marvellous arcs into the remarkable accomplishments of an upper-class few of our fellow humen: the toddler who was fully resurrected from hypothermia even though her heart had stopped for hours; the flight attendant who survived a autumn of 33,000 ft, cushioned by fir trees; the Spanish diver who held his breath for 24 minutes; the Chilean miners who do hard labour 19,000 ft up a mountain. In terms of our reproductive capacities, you might be interested to know that the chance of conceiving on a single, randomly period act of sex is 3 %, the luck sperm welcomed to the egg” like a long-lost if curiously diminutive friend “. As for the average size of the human penis, you can find it on page 287.

Bryson is concerned not just with the peculiarities of our bodies, but their expiry dates: through the 20 th century, human life expectancy improved as much again as in the previous 8,000 years. The first thousand days of life from conception are crucial for your future health- stress in early childhood, and in the womb, constructs you an unhealthier and more miserable adult. Junk food and sedentary lives mean that children born now are expected to have shorter lives than their parents- a development that inspires Bryson into a rare bitter gibe:” We aren’t merely feeing ourselves into early graves, it seems, but breeding infants to jump in alongside us .” This is a political more than a medical problem, and it has political solutions: men in the East End of Glasgow have a life expectancy of 54, 25 less than the UK average- improving that statistic necessitates government action , not medication. A 30 -year-old black man in Harlem has a worse prospective lifespan than a 30 -year-old Bangladeshi, merely on the basis of stroke, diabetes and heart disease risk, and omitting narcotic demises and violence. What factors improve our life expectancy?” One is that it is really helpful to be rich ,” Bryson answers. And the second?” That it is not a good notion to be American .”

In the final chapters he gets angrier, and the book becomes even more interesting. He indicates only that even rich Americans die younger than the average-income European because of diet, obesity and America’s anomalous, hyper-expensive and iniquitous healthcare system. Bryson was born in Iowa but has attained his home in Britain, and relates with barely disguised horror that the average American eats two entire cheesecakes-worth of calories more than the average person in Holland or Sweden, each week. Americans shoot one another more often than anyone else, drink and drive more than ” almost anybody else” and wear seatbelts less frequently than anyone but the Italians. Insulin, the patent for which was donated by its discoverers for the good of mankind, is six times more expensive in the US than in Europe. Cuba and Lithuania have better newborn survival rates than America. The US has double the number of financial administrators in its healthcare system than it does physicians. And simply in case Brits are starting to feel smug, Bryson points out that UK government austerity between 2010 and 2017 has led to about 120,000 preventable early deaths. To its dishonor, the UK languishes among the poorest in the developed world in terms of cancer survival- because the very barriers to specialist care that attain the NHS comparatively cheap to run also make it lumberingly slow.

The more workout we do the more our bones create a hormone that boosts mood, fertility and memory. Photograph: Colin Anderson/ Getty Images/ Blend Images

On the subject of prostate cancer, the PSA test is” hardly more effective than a coin toss” according to Professor Richard J Ablin, who discovered it in 1970:” I never dreamed that my discovery four decades ago would lead to such a profit-driven disaster”( one of many moments in The Body when I stopped to praise, and scrawled in my notes” I wish all my patients would read this “). It attains sense that enjoying good friendships in later life might promote longevity, but Bryson notes that a positive social and emotional life seems to actually protect our DNA. In one study looking at diabetic care and outcomes, the patients of doctors who were rated highly for compassion had a 40% lower complication rate.

You are a walking, talking catalogue of wonders.” And how do we celebrate the glory of our existence ?” Bryson asks.” Well, for most of us by exercising minimally and feeing maximally .” For all Bryson’s encyclopedic reading, his brain-picking sessions with medicine’s finest intellects, the ultimate conclusions of his book could stand as an ultimate prescription for life: feed a little bit less, move a little bit more.

* Gavin Francis ‘ s Shapeshifters- On Medicine& Human Change is published by Profile/ Wellcome . The Body: A Guide for Occupants is published by Doubleday( PS25 ). To order a copy go to or bellow 0330 333 6846. Free UK p& p over PS15, online orders merely. Phone orders min p& p of PS1. 99.

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