The Betches’ Bachelorette Guide To Brooklyn* Betches

Planning sucks, and bachelorette parties are a ton of work. So we’re taking all the guesswork out of planning a bachelorette party by breaking down top bachelorette destinations. Our guides will tell you where to stay, feed, party, how to get about, and give you a sample itinerary that you can follow. You’re welcome.

In light of the super sweet( just kidding) comments in our recent The Top 5 Overdone Bachelorette Party Destinations, we decided to offer a bachelorette guide in a city that is both home to most( don’[email protected] me if you don’t live here) and cooler than, say, Las f* cking Vegas. Am I constructing this up too much? Probably. It’s Brooklyn, specifically the Williamsburg area, where all the former Murray Hill bros who are now taking over Brooklyn live. Hurry, before it’s too late! Book your bach weekend in Brooklyn for a good time in a place as full of ironic mustaches as it is under-the-radar bars.

Now, Brooklyn is def on its route to dethrone Manhattan as the borough in which New Yorkers actually want to live, which is saying a lot considering there was once a day that taxis wouldn’t even go to Brooklyn if they were already in Manhattan. Rude. BK is f* cking huge, so there’s a lot of ground to cover, but not to worry, we have a guide for that!

How To Get There

If you live in the Tri-State area, congrats, you’re already there! You can take just about any subway from any borough into most parts of Brooklyn. Since we’re principally focusing on Williamsburg, Greenpoint, and Bushwick, you’ll be going off the L, G, and M develops, mostly. You may have to walk a little more to get to where you’re going than you would in Manhattan, but that’s what ya do in New York, so deal with it. If you live in another state, there are two airports in New York( LaGuardia and JFK) and one in New Jersey( Newark Liberty–but like, Jersey ). Flying into LaGuardia is the best bet because it’s closest to Brooklyn and traffic is literally always the stuff of nightmares. If you don’t want to spend all of your rent money on an Uber from the airport and have a ton of time to kill, take the E develop. You’ll be waiting for the train in an oven( the station) and will have to transfer at least once, and it will take anywhere from 2 to 17 hours, but the amount of money you’ll save will( perhaps) make it all worth it. Frankly, I’d just take a cab.

Where To Stay

New York is home to killer hotels, so def splurge on nice digs for the weekend. Our Betches-approved recommendation? The Williamsburg Hotel, which is walkable from the Bedford Ave L stop. We f* cking love it, it’s the perfect mixture of yuppie and what BK used to be. It’s also right next to, like, everywhere, so you don’t have to spend a lot of money or hour get from place to place. The most amazing thing about this hotel, though, is its rooftop/ pond situation. If you live in New York, you know that there is a shortage of ponds here, so the fact that there’s one here is huge. And, even better, hotel guests get priority access.

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We Stan a New York hotel with a pool. And because it’s right across the street water from Manhattan, Williamsburg happens to have a few different subway lines running through it, so you can at least subway to your destinations and save money( because you’ll be wasted on the way back, so it’s better only to Uber ). Also, if being #convenient and #efficient( hi) really excites you, you’ll be happy to know that you can walk to most eateries and bars in the immediate region. More on this later on, y’all.

How To Get Around

New York is a walking city, so you really don’t have to spend a ton on transportation. Of course, there will be hours when you’ll want to Uber( see: 3am ), but for the most part, you can walk or take the metro.

Where To Eat

You literally have to book one of your dinners at Antica Pesa–specifically, your classy dinner when your group has gotten all dressed up. Like most amazing restos, Antica Pesa has two locations: one in Williamsburg and one( the OG) in Trastevere, a neighborhood in Rome. I mean, you know this place is legit if there are only two locations and one of them is in f* cking ITALY. If you’re a pasta ogre( welcome, sister ), order the ragu d’antra.( But actually, you can’t go wrong with any of the pasta dishes .) On keto or something? That’s fine–they have plenty of protein alternatives, like grilled branzino and hand-cut beef tartare. Food won’t taste the same after this, and it will def be a meal to remember.

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Obv, we have to include some killer brunch places on this list, so I’m starting off strong and throwing out Sauvage. If you have Instagram/ know a single human who lives in Greenpoint, you know what Sauvage is. If neither of these things apply to you, allow me to open your eyes to le best seasonal French food. This place is so bougie that this sentence exists on their website: “We are inspired by outsiders and the outdoors; by naturalists and botanists, farmers and wine-producers, and anyone who works to craft their own dreams, hewn from boundless ingenuity and restless energy.” Alrighty, then. The best thing on the menu is hands down the almond french toast. Everyone who eats it, fees it like Meg Ryan in Katz’s Deli in When Harry Met Sally.

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Dceptive name aside, Extra Fancy is f* cking good and has serious~ vibes ,~ especially if the weather is good. This Williamsburg locale is def not fancy–like, at all–but it has a huge patio with picnic tables/ benches/ bar out back and a separate patio for dining. This place kind of feels like if pubs were a thing in the U.S. The burger is fantastic, so if you’re a firm disciple in calories not counting when you’re on vacation( which we all should be ), order up.

Gemelli is another good dinner or lunch spot( that you’ll have to take the L to, but it’s worth it) that literally just opened, so you can tell everybody you detected it( we won’t tell ). With a green tropical-looking bar( appropriately dubbed” the green room “) and an outdoor patio, you’ll get the perfect Instas of your Mediterranean-inspired fare. Gemelli has enough on the menu that even the pickiest eater in your group will find something to enjoy, whether it’s a meatball sub smothered in cheese( that, dw, you can also get vegetarian ), seared provolone have participated in a cast-iron skillet( think Italian queso ), or pesto penne with homemade pesto. Oh, they also have a killer brunch menu.

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Other must-dine places include: Sunday in Brooklyn, Shelter Pizza, Xixa, Gran Electrica, Seawolf, or( yes) Smorgasburg.

Where To Party

AKA the most important part of the journey. Let’s start on a somewhat off-beat note, shall we? House of Yes in Bushwick is a movie any day of the week, but on Thursdays they throw Dirty Thursday nights, which have themes like 90 s night, Rihanna night, etc. On the weekends, their themes are a lot more out-there( in a fun route) and intense–as in, if you try to show up not fully decked out to theme, you can’t come in. This place is so f* cking fun and is a strict no-judgment zone, so you can get weird. Also, the bathrooms are incredible. You’ll consider what I mean when you go there. Just, if you’re gonna run? Be cool. Don’t be that shrieking bachelorette party.

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Schimanski is perf if the bridal party are still not over their rave days. This club/ bar/ event space has multiple rooms and hosts acts like Space Jesus, Keys N Krates, and Zhu.

Want to do something truly out-of-the-box, yet still memorable( and a little bougie )? Go see a reveal by Company XIV, which puts on burlesque adaptations of classics like Alice In Wonderland and The Nutcracker. Everyone in the company is so hot and talented, and the reveals are incredible. Think tons of scalp, tons of glitter and rhinestones, and choreography you couldn’t replicate if you took a muscle relaxer.

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Last and equally as great is Kinfolk9 4, which is the happy medium between a bar and a club. Like, you don’t have to dress up super fancy( but you can if you want ), but there are awesome DJs who spin killer mixtures of current reaches and throwback jams. I’m not going to tell you how to spend your fund, but if you’re bringing a big group, it’s probably better to coordinate ahead of time with Kinfolk and reserve a table so you can skip the line. The drinks are a tad expensive( as in, like, $12 for a cocktail ), but not guess-I’ll-just-be-sober expensive.

Other fun af places to go out are Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club( if you want to cab way out to Gowanus ), Freehold, Lot4 5( which can be a little hit or miss, so go when they have an event like Drake vs. Kanye night ), Baby’s All Right , and Elsewhere.

Thursday, Day 1

Arrive in BK( even though you were prob merely, like 20 mins away at work before this )! Drop your stuff off at the Williamsburg Hotel and get acquainted with your five-star home for the weekend. Walk~ 15 minutes to Extra Fancy for dinner and sit on the back terrace( the dining one , not the bar one ). After dinner, either head to the bar part of the patio or back inside the restaurant for a few drinks before venturing to the next spot. You’ll want to be slightly buzzed before arriving, so knocking’ em back … responsibly, of course. Uber to House of Yes! Ok, so if you want a full HOY experience, you will have to be ok with wearing something fun to dinner because there will be no time to go back to the hotel and change before inducing the journey to Bushwick. The night will be similar to that episode of Sex and the City where they went to Trade, except HOY isn’t specifically a homosexual club. They are incredibly LGBTQ-friendly/ supportive, though. Again, like I said, don’t be that bachelorette party. Get Artichoke Pizza( right next to HOY) after your night so you don’t die tomorrow. Goodnight world. Late and leisurely brunch at Sauvage to recollect yourself after the latest night of your life. Once you are feeling like a slightly more functional member of society, head to The Brooklyn Barge, which is exactly what you think it is: a bar on a drift barge. The drinks are a tad on the absurd side price-wise, so if you want another reason to recover after last night, only get one or two beverages here and expend the rest of your time admiring the opinion, which is amaze. Head back to the hotel to lay by/ go in the pool and get a little tan before the night begins in a few hours. Maybe get a facial in the spa while you’re at it. Or just take a nap. Get ready for dinner. Walk precisely two seconds to Antica Pesa and enjoy an astound dinner/ bottle( s) of wine. This is the place you’ll want to induce emotional toasts and have actual dialogues because while it’s def a vibe, it’s quiet. Like, your mothers would like it. Take a quick taxi to Theatre XIV, where they have 10 pm demonstrates on Fridays and Saturdays. Or, if you’re too glittered out from House of Yes, head to Lot4 5 or any of the other aforementioned places before it gets too late to get into. Orrr, if you’re really feeling frisky energetic, you can go to the show at Theatre XIV and then walk to Lot4 5. Wake up and hydrate for Y7 yoga! It’s bikram and kind of feels like you’re do yoga on the sun, but feeling the poison alcohol drainage from your body is def worth it. Y7 plays amazing hip-hop music the entire hour, so if you want to flow to something that isn’t the breeze rustling foliages, Y7’s got you. You will be drenched after Y7 and, if you’re like me, will be rocking a concerning shade of pink. Maybe rinse your face off at the studio before strolling to Sauvage and if a 20 -minute walk is too much for you after sweating out all of the calories you’ve ever ingested, maybe go to Sunday in Brooklyn instead. This is just as charming and delicious and a lot closer to walk to. Head back to the hotel to save the public from your reek and spend the afternoon by the pool. Dinner at Gemelli, where, if you’ve been saving an Instagrammable outfit( aside from your HOY one ), this is the place to pull it out. Uber to Kinfolk9 4, get situated at your table and drink the night away! This isn’t the kind of place you’d like, run into Beyonce, but it’s def a scene. So if you want a quiet night of cocktails and friends, this isn’t the place for you. It’s a good f* cking hour, though.

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