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5 ‘Eco-Friendly’ Products That Failed In Hilarious Ways

Products fail for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes the market doesn’t understand it, sometimes the world isn’t ready for that kind of innovation, and sometimes it’s simply a Steven Seagal rap album, and therefore deserves to burn. But other times, a product fails not because it was bad, but because everybody in charge of the …

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Workout Situate Under $ 100 That Will Keep You Working On Those Resolutions* Betches

It’s scarcely been a week since we’ve welcomed in the new year. New year, new me? More like new year, same f* cking person. It’s around this time of year we start thinking of crazy ideas to try and improve ourselves. Almost like an excuse to attain us feel better about ourselves while we blackout …

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Hibernation Vibes: Weekend Horoscopes November 1-3 | Betches

Happy psycho Scorpio season, Karen! Now that it’s November, we’re moving past the spooky season, and truly living our best lives by wearing body-concealing sweaters, the stretchiest high-waisted pants, and eating until we can’t feel feelings anymore. It’s all about that hibernation vibe, fam, so don’t expect this weekend to be too crazy. Even though …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into& Why They’re B.S.* Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Creating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said ” yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of …

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A Personal Trainer’s Guide To Staying Fit While Traveling* Betches

If you guys have stick to your resolution to stay fit/ get healthy/ tone up/ etc. for THIS long … congratu-f* cking-lations. You’ve outdo probably 95% of the general population. I am here to help you stick to this resolution, because let’s face it: you still have 10 months to go. While sticking to healthy …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into& Why They’re B.S.* Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Creating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said ” yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of …

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Last Call For Summer: Weekend Horoscopes August 16 -1 8* Betches

It’s the motherf* cking weekend, and it’s time to submit to the stars and planets for whatever those dorks have in store for us! Whether you’re destined for love, battles with your mommy, or attempts at reorganizing your closet by color and season again( literally impossible ), here’s what you can expect from your horoscopes …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into & Why They’re B.S. · Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Creating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said “yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of coke …

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