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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into& Why They’re B.S.* Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Generating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said ” yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of …

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Kim Kardashian Dragged A Lookalike Who Tried To Use Her For Publicity* Betches

In today’s edition of random thots of Instagram causing petty drama, we’re talking about Kami Osman. If that name doesn’t sound familiar, it’s because she literally doesn’t matter. She has 700,000 Instagram adherents, and her bio says she’s a singer and songwriter( she doesn’t have a Spotify page ), but the only important thing about …

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The Best Instagram Trainers For Quick At-Home Workouts* Betches

Don’t get me wrong–I have nothing but deep-seated disgust respect for all the SoulCycling betches out there. But for me, paying $40 to feel bad about my Target sports bra and distinct lack of abs is not really something I’m willing to do. In my very busy, #adulting life, I have specific requirements for my …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into& Why They’re B.S.* Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Making the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said ” yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of …

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Digital Sugar Newborns Are Getting Paid Without Ever Meeting Up* Betches

When I began college in 2011, being able to survive financially entailed either A) having rich mothers, B) surviving off scholarships, C) falling into bottomless debt, or D) get a part-time job. For me, this came down to blowing all of my scholarship money my freshman year, and then turning to waitressing at Mexican restaurants …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into & Why They’re B.S. · Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Creating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said “yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of coke …

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Weekly Horoscopes For October 29 -November 2* Betches

It’s Halloween this week( though every civilized human celebrated it last weekend ), and what’s scarier than not knowing your future? Here’s everything that you need to be on the lookout for astrologically this week, so you can focus on eating candy and getting too freaked out during your scary movie Netflix-and-chill sesh to actually …

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7 Signs Your Friends Think You Have A Boring Marriage* Betches

After that trip down the aisle, it was only a matter of time before your friends started to think you’re in a boring marriage. That’s because you, yourself, have become boring. No offense, but it’s true. With wedding comes weight gain( it’s inexplicable and true ), opting out of drinking( by choice ), and a …

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