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Pump The Brakes: Weekly Horoscopes April 29 -May 3* Betches

You all know about Mercury retrograde( aka the reason for all of life’s problems ), but have you heard about the sh* tshow that is Saturn retrograde? Saturn is all about rules and discipline( fun ), and its retrograde status means you’re going to be questioning everything in your life.( Not that you’re not already …

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WTF Is Poosh, Kourtney Kardashian’s New Project? · Betches

While my editor is taking a nap from covering the tidal wave of Kardashian Kontent that won’t seem to end, I’m taking the liberty to address the latest earth shattering news from the Klan: Kourtney Kardashian FINALLY has a REAL JOB. Kourtney has been low-key on the track towards joining the workforce, starting with her …

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8 Celebrities Who Watch The Bachelor Religiously* Betches

Celebrities, they’re just like us! They get divorced. They abandon social media every so often after realise how much people suck. They get caught talking sh* t…sort of. Oh, and they waste countless hours of their lives getting wine drunk every Monday and watching The Bachelor . Just, you are aware, probably with better wine. …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into& Why They’re B.S.* Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Generating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said ” yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into& Why They’re B.S.* Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Making the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said ” yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into& Why They’re B.S.* Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Creating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said ” yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of …

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The Top Exercise Myths You’re Buying Into& Why They’re B.S.* Betches

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses. Generating the perfect escape plan for any situation on the fly is second nature. That is especially true when it comes to living a healthy lifestyle. Like, who among us hasn’t said ” yeah, I took six tequila shots and did a line of …

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