It’s poke, human: the ultimate hipster-food glossary

Know your khachapuri from your Kalettes with our handy guide to the coolest, most obscure and sometimes ludicrous food trends

Modern food moves at a bewildering pace. Where once, influences from star cooks would circulate slowly and new products could take years to establish themselves, today rare ingredients and new dishes can proliferate online, globally, virtually instantaneously. On Instagram, a alliance of food nerds not just cooks, but( amateur) bakers, baristas, brewers and artisan producers are producing a creative craze of new ideas and potential break-out trends.

It is depleting. It is exciting. The ideas are often ludicrous. Yet foods appetite for the new is currently insatiable. The next menu “youre reading” will invariably be fitted with terms such as kefir( a fermented milk drink) or tsukune( Japanese chicken meatballs) that would stump all but the most painfully cool of diners. But, fear not. Together we are going to be able make sense of this head-spinning, at times stomach-turning world with this, the ultimate hipster food glossary.

A unicorn-style rainbow cake. Photograph: Ian O’Leary/ Getty Images/ Dorling Kindersley


If you thought the freakshake was peak infantilisation for modern food, think again. Unicorn is all about turning cakes, cooks, shakes and even the occasional toastie into eye-watering, multicoloured monstrosities, employing a rainbow of food dyes, sprinkles( known as unicorn food ), edible glistens and tiny marshmallows. It has already spread( like devastating wildfire? contagious disease ?) across Instagram and Pinterest, to, last month, ITVs This Morning. At least, that cookery item was aimed at parents entertaining their kids at half-term, instead of ostensibly functioning adults who take this cutesy-wutesy, cartoon nonsense seriously.

Jackfruit. Photograph: Getty Images/ iStockphoto


Whopping great south-east Asian fruit being pulled hither and thither as vegetarians recognise its fibrous potential as an alternative to pork. Try the pulled BBQ jackfruit subs at Edinburghs Paradise Palms. Suppose: dude food without the crisis of masculinity.

Barbecued calecots and peppers. Photograph: Getty Images/ iStockphoto


An overgrown Catalan spring onion or is it the Iberian leek? Either style, abruptly visible in ambitious UK restaurants where we pagans often eat the whole thing , not just the sweet white bulb, usually charred and feed dipped in romesco. Brindisas traditional calotada feast is served in London throughout March.


Wine! Would you simply stand still for a minute! No sooner had we got our collective head around orange wine( grapes fermented skin-on in the interests of greater complexity ), natural wine( minimal chemical/ mechanical intervention) and biodynamic wine( hippy, mumbo-jumbo wine) than up pops low-tech pt-nat or ptillant naturale a subset of softly sparkling, cloudy wines bottled midway through their first wild fermenting, to create raw, arousing plonk. Or unpredictable rubbish. Depending on your POV.

Kalettes. Photograph: Alamy Stock Photo


Hispi( cabbage) and crosnes( tiny Chinese artichokes) operated it close, but if you want to name-drop a fashionable veggie this season, it has to be Kalettes, a trademarked kale/ brussels sprout crossbreed that produces sprout-sized kale cabbages. Suppose of it as the new plango( the plum-mango hybrid) or a sequel to the cronut( the croissant-doughnut )~ ATAGEND. Merely less fun.

Turbo G& T

A G& T spiked with cold-brew coffee, which everyone( OK, the style mags after it blew up on Insta ), is calling, the new espresso martini. Try a CBGT at the Mondrian hotel, London.

Cacao nibs

The in-crowd love to shroud trendy ingredients in linguistic mystery. Hence why these unprocessed shards of what we used to happily call cocoa beans are now referred to by their Spanish name( were obtained from the Aztec language, Nahuatl ). These bitter, chocolatey pieces are scattered across everything from porridge to Michelin-star desserts.

Miso caramel( with ginger ice-cream ). Photograph: Amit Lennon for the Observer

Miso caramel

Salt? Use salt to season food? What are you, a barbarian? No. All the cool kids now use miso, with miso caramel( the new, super-charged salted caramel ), promising to be its big, crossover hitting. You get the salinity but with added umami, attaining it more savoury and complex, says chef Nick Grieves, who utilizes it with desserts at his Newcastle restaurant, the Patricia.


Instagram-driven idiocy( do you see a topic emerging ?) that for reasons unknown has considered crafts brew fans take to pouring murky brews in a way that leaves the glass brim-full with zero head. Outcome: the beer looks horribly flat and is impossible to drink.

Turmeric latte. Photo: Getty Images/ iStockphoto

Golden milk

The clean-eating cabal is truly pushing turmerics health benefits, often in the form of this combination of nut milk and turmeric root, also known as a turmeric latte. Writing for Food5 2, Mayukh Sen concluded: Its a hideously awful beverage. He pointed out that in India, this bitter concoction( in Hindi, haldi doodh) is used to nurse sick children. Basically, this is a Calpol cappuccino. But mystical. And romantic. Because ayurveda, yeah?

Pok. Photo: Alamy Stock Photo


The collective word for various colorful, soy-dressed Hawaiian raw fish salads, pok( rhymes with OK , not bloke) is big news in London, at the likes of Island Pok and Ahi. It has yet to induce serious inroads outside the capital. Make of that what you will.

Matcha Mille crepe cake

Multi-layered pancake n cream stack infused and/ or dusted with vivid green matcha tea. Think: the Incredible Hulk does Bake Off. Does it taste nice? No notion. But it seems stunning on Instagram, which, in 2017, is far more important.

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