Ah, Christmas. A time to be with the ones you love, exchange gifts that you already know you’re getting, and eat as much as you want because you’ll start your diet first thing in the new year. And, while it’s all well and good to enjoy the vacation season with tidings of consolation and elation, there’s something that brings me* merely* a little more elation than the aforementioned activities, and that’s obsessively tuning in to Kim Kardashian’s Twitter to get updates on the Kardashian holiday card. If you’ve is there anybody following, you’re likely wondering, why hasn’t Kylie Jenner appeared in the Kardashian Christmas card ?
For those of you who don’t know, Kim blessed us all by showering us with an advent-style 25 Day of photo snippets from the Kardashian Christmas card. We’re on day 15, and we’ve been fortunate enough to spot( take a deep breath here ): Saint, North, Reign, Kim, Kourtney, Penelope, Mason, Dream, Kanye, Kendall, and Khloe, which is great. But if you’re paying attention, you’ll see that only four sisters have appeared , not five.
It’s a good question that, regrettably, doesn’t precisely have a straight answer.
In case you may or may not know,( LOL of course you know ), rumors have been flying that Kylie Jenner is pregnant, with recent clues on her social media that point to the fact that she may be having a girl.
Jenner recently posted a photo of her all pink, mammoth 20 -foot tree to Instagram, and fans thought it was suspicious that is not merely was the tree entirely decked out as dainty and feminine as can be, but that there was no evidence of a reflection in any of the giant decorations, leading many expressed the belief that perhaps a lil’ Photoshop action was at work.
One Instagram user, thenamecaitymillerwastaken, wrote 😛 TAGEND
Another user, jeanadi, jumped to the same conclusion 😛 TAGEND
We also can’t deny the fact that Jenner has been covering up quite a bit lately, stimulating it seem like she’s concealing something( and by “something, ” we mean a newborn bump ):
So, with all of this newborn supposition, could it be that Kylie isn’t on the vacation card because she doesn’t want the world to insure her growing belly? There are two plausible hypothesis 😛 TAGEND
Kylie is missing from the photo because she’s pregnant.
With all of the evidence that points toward Kylie actually being pregnant, it would make sense that she is looking to stay out of the picture.( Please tell me you liked that pun, and if you didn’t, please lie to me .)
But then wouldn’t it make sense for Khloe, who is also thought to be reportedly pregnant, to not make an appearance on the card, either? However, we KNOW Khloe is on the card, because she ultimately induced her debut on Day 13 😛 TAGEND
Day 13 – 25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS BY @ elirusselllinnetz
— (@ kimkardashian) #
She might be teeny-tiny, but Khloe is there, damnit.
So that leaves us with the second hypothesi 😛 TAGEND
Kylie will be in the photo before the 25 days are over.
Here’s what I’m thinking: the Kardashians are doing what they do best, and that’s stirring the pot. I think that they’re toying with us, watching us hopelessly wait to see Kylie in the photo with a baby bump. But here’s the thing: Khloe doesn’t have a newborn bump, and I’m thinking that when Kylie appears on the card, neither will she.
So I’m sure you’re supposing to yourself, “If Kylie is going to appear on the holiday card without a bump, then what does this all entail? ” So glad you’ve asked.
I give to you my bonus hypothesi 😛 TAGEND
Kylie and Khloe will uncover their newborn bumps on Day 25.
This is obviously merely speculation, but a fan pointed out an interesting theory that may actually prove to be right: that on Day 25, the final photo will feature both Kylie and Khloe proudly holding their bellies, finally confirming to the world that they’re both expecting 😛 TAGEND
@KimKardashian I feel like the 25 th day you’re going to uncover all the sisters’ newborn bumps
— (@ derpsdale) #
So do we know for sure if any of these theories will pan out? No, but considering we only have 10 days until Christmas, we won’t have to wait too long to find out.
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