If your Twitter feed is filled with people pointing out the stark differences between women and men, you’re not alone. A new meme drifting around called ” every woman I know” demonstrates just how superior women are to men due to society’s impossible standards set for women.
Comedian and musician Lane Moore kicked off the meme by tweeting about the stereotypical beauty routine differences between the men and women in her life on Wednesday.
Moore hilariously exaggerated the disparity between the two, painting all women as masters of winged eyeliner and healthy habits, while humen have barely evolved past 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and body washing. This is true, so much so that the latter is marketed almost exclusively to men.
every woman I know: works out, meditates, starting a business, in therapy, 12 step skincare routine, mastered contouring and winged eyeliner, read self-help books.
every guy I know: used to use a 3-in-1 shampoo/ conditioner/ body washing, but use separate body wash now.
— How To Be Alone( by me Lane Moore) is out now (@ hellolanemoore) May 2, 2019
Over 4,000 Twitter users liked the post and hundreds inundated the comments with how much they relate to Moore’s sentiment.
Several Twitter users began participating in the” every woman I know” followed by” every man I know” format and adding their own relatable version of the dunk. It seems like every woman is an overachiever, while men are just “there.”
every woman i know: posting tweets about every woman they know and every man they know that simplify the intricacies of human relationships and flatten the world into binary gender categories
every man i know: jk i don’t know any men and i refuse to meet one
— mike gravel reply guy (@ hellenkeniford) May 2, 2019
every woman I know: spends $100 s on makeup, trying to get short stories about her ex be made available in the new yorker
every guy I know: merely listens to playboi carti, gets too high at parties and says” aight bro I’m bout to head out ,” trying to be a fortnite streamer
— rob (@ cheefs1 3) May 2, 2019
every woman i know: basis for a successful series of children’s books, meticulous planner with brilliant attention to detail, treasure hunt mastermind, currently camping in the ozarks
every man i know: pic.twitter.com/ ZDVk6eZLx 7
— swizz keats (@ iluvbutts2 47) May 2, 2019
every woman i know: works out, does yoga, runs her own charity, works as a surgeon or lawyer, has a well-fed beautiful cat called Hermione
every man i know: just asked” do i really have to pay taxes ?” in a dissension server called Gamers Against Women
— diet pepsi for breakfast (@ prophethusband) May 2, 2019
Of course, as is often the case with memes, people had their own ironic takes of the content.
every woman i know 😛 TAGEND every man i know 😛 TAGEND
they are all dead. i live in a wind-swept wasteland. i have been forgotten by death and left to wander after the end of time
— no one you follow (@ NerbieDansers) May 2, 2019
every woman i know: a mass of writhing tentacles with inhuman like features indescribable with words, its emotions and motivations incomprehensible to the human intellect, a fountain of unknowable knowledge
every man i know: a mass of writhing tentacles with inhuman like features in
— Designated Cancellation Survivor (@ Saintafie) May 2, 2019
Every woman I know:[ doesnt know any females]
Every man I know:[ also doesn’t know any men. In fact lives a sad lonely life cut off from human interaction]
— Urple Incogzero (@ NotUrplePingo) May 2, 2019
Every woman I know: preparing for trouble, protecting the world from devastation, denouncing the evils of truth and love
Every man I know: constructing it doubled, uniting all people within our nation, extending their reach to the stars above
— With Ilhan Stander (@ BrianoMobile) May 2, 2019
For such a playful jab at both men and women, Moore’s tweet still managed to ruffle quite a few plumages on Twitter. Most notably from a man who still uses 3-in-1 and was confused by the joint toiletry slander.
The every woman i know tweet/ the response to it constructs me want to unfollow everyone and start over I’ve made a wrong turn and I would like to go back
— Mina (@ maddc8) May 2, 2019
Can we please stop saying that doing shit like this, it’s so fucking tiring https :// t.co/ ZfIX5Y 0Dwk
— it is me, patrick (@ DIY_skeleton) May 2, 2019
I still use 3 in 1? unsure what the problem is here. Thanks https :// t.co /8 TA8bBxV43
— tired. (@ sumclave) May 2, 2019
Moore wrote that with her initial tweet, she wanted to illustrate how society expects so much from females although it is not expecting anything from humen. After looking at all the people who had similar takes on the differences between men and women, it seems that Twitter agrees with her.
https :// twitter.com/ hellolanemoore/ status/ 11240748334 9772288 1